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I ordinarily wouldn't devote an entry to anything involving Jay Leno, and I certainly wouldn't devote anything promoting Ann Coulter, but this item on today's Drudge got my attention. I, for one, am rooting for injuries.

FLASH: COULTER, CARLIN ON LENO
Mon Jun 12 2006 19:53:54 ET

Controversialist Ann Coulter and controversialist George Carlin NBC's will appear on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" this Wednesday.

Carlin will discuss his role in "Cars," from Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios. The movie is currently the #1 at the box office. Coulter will talk about her latest controversial book "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," currently the #1 book at AMAZON.

Developing...
"....eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh, hiya Ann, glad to weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh have ya on the show...so you uh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, think the 9/11 wives there are uh, eeeeeeeehhhhharpies? what is a harpie anyway? let's go "jaywalking" and find out! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiihhhhh...."

(*pop* my brain implodes and dribbles out my ear)
I can only hope that Ann's eyeballs get impaled on Jay Leno's chin, and then both of them get set on fire, because then the world would be a better place.
hey, you seen Lucky Louie yet? btw, after reading a post in your gernal referencing Oswalt in the title, i think it's high time i friended you.
I caught LL Sunday night... it was all right. Some of the writing is awful, but when they exercise the glorious privilege of cursing on television, it's high comedy indeed. "I'm going to fuck your tits off" never gets old.