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The highlight of my day thus far was getting a photocopy of the cover of the new issue of the New Yorker; you know, the one with the map of New Yorkistan.

Highlights include:

Gaymenistan
Lesbikhs
Youdontunderstandistan
Upper Kvetchnya
Trumpistan
Central Parkistan
Khouks
Harry Van Arsdale, Jr., Blvd.
Ptooey
Yhanks
Bulimikhs
Soporifiks
Stan (Staten Island)

Beyond that, it's been just one goddamned awful hour after another.

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