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From Page Two.

1. Which is the heaviest?
A. Cowboys tackle Aaron Gibson
B. The combined weight of Serena and Venus Williams
C. The combined weight of Destiny's Child
D. The combined weight of marijuana found in vans with former Cowboy Nate Newton

(ANSWER: D -- Newton was arrested on two occasions, once with 215 pounds of marijuana and then with 173 pounds of marijuana, for a total of 388 pounds, eight pounds more than Gibson weighs, about 50 pounds more than Beyonce Knowles, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child and about 80 pounds more than the Williams' sisters.)

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