I was told to come into work today at 9, specifically because I'm providing administrative support for this apparently HUGE meeting/conference call. So I roll in, and I'm all set up, and I walk into the conference room to introduce myself to whoever is in there. The only person in there is the paralegal, who happens to be freaking out. I go over and ask her what's wrong. She says, "An e-mail went out to everybody on this call with this conference call number." "OK," I say, "what's the problem?"
Then she dials the number.
It's a phone sex number.
35 people, including the client, are all frantically trying to connect to this conference call, but instead they're hearing this woman moaning and talking about "wanting you to cum all over my tits".