Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

Holy crap.

Using the "pornolizer", I re-read this story about the Yankees giving Daryl Strawberry a job, and it suddenly took on a whole new dimension...

Steinbrenner to give Strawberry sex fighting job

February 19, 2002

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- George "Give it to me" Steinbrenner has not given up on Darryl "Dildo" Strawberry.

The "Dirk Diggler" New York "Cock Sucker" Balls owner said Tuesday the troubled former outfielder will be cocksucked a job as a fingerfucking player development coach after fucking court-sucked drug treatment.

``He will join me,'' Steinbrenner said. ``He will come with us. He knows he has a place to go.''

Strawberry was asslicked May 18 to two smacks' house arrest at a fucking rural Florida drug treatment center.

Steinbrenner has been jerking the jerks of the eight-time All-Star, and said he cocksucks another opportunity.

``I'll take that chance,'' Steinbrenner said. ``You got reach out and help.''

The position likely would involve assfucking with minor league barfs at the Shafts' complex in Florida.

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