Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

OK, this is just plain sad. The head of FOX programming needs to die. Celebrity Deathmatch is stupid, but at least it isn't real.

Celebrity Boxing.

Round one: Tonya Harding v. Amy Fisher.
Round two: Barry Williams (Brady Bunch) v. Donny Bonaduce (Partridge Family).
Round three: yet to be determined.

So let's all think about what would make a great round three. Personally, if we're going for the most shameless kinds of bouts, I'd pick Donny v. Marie. Or N*Sync v. Backstreet Boys in a Battle to the Death. At the very least, Geraldo should participate, immediately.

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