Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

I apologize that pretty much 95% of my LJ entries these days are either links to other pages or quotes from said pages. That being said, I'm really bored at work today, so I've been reading the Sports Guy archives, and I came across this idea, which absolutely has to happen. Fox could even do it.

"By the way, it goes without saying that one of the cable networks needs to create some sort of "Altered Olympics"-type show -- drunk people competing against stoned people in everyday tasks like "Playing Blackjack," "Grocery Shopping," "Pumping Gas," "Ordering McDonald's in a Drive-Thru Line," "Making French Bread Pizza," "Trying to Figure Out the Tip on a Dinner Check" and "Renting a Video at Blockbuster." Can somebody get HBO on the phone, please?"

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