Last night: Jesus God, I watched that fucking Celebrity Boxing show, and I'll never forgive myself. It was every bit as terrible as I thought it'd be, although we had to click away during the singing of the national anthem - that was just AWFUL. Like that's even remotely necessary, or even called for. See, it's shit like Celebrity Boxing that makes the rest of the world hate us.
Too bad Amy Fisher didn't fight, though; she'd have been a hell of a lot more competitive than Paula "Don't Hit Me" Jones.