Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes
jervo

Dear ESPN.com,

I love your site. I read it even when I'm so tired that I can't see straight. I read it even when you make fun of the Yankees, although it hurts. But please - and I'm dead serious here - enough with the Ruben Rivera jokes. They've never been funny, not even the first 4000 times. And if you're 10 words under your count and you're so starved for material that you can't help yourself, at least make fun of Texas for signing him.

- Jervo
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