Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
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Further Proof of the Decline of Western Civilization, #682 and #683:


from today's IMDB.com Movie and TV News:

Jennifer Love Hewitt Learned to Love Her Breasts
Jennifer Love Hewitt was horrified when she first sprouted breasts - until she noticed how good they made her t-shirts look. The movie stunner was far from happy with her chesty additions as a pre-teen, and failed to appreciate them until she saw their potential as eye-catching fashion additions. She recalls, "When I first got my boobs, I was so insecure. I was 11 years old, with this chest, and it was like, 'Whoa, what is going on?' Then I finally went, 'Wow, what a great accessory to a t-shirt! My t-shirts have never looked so good, how exciting.' You just have to embrace them."


Women Clamor For Imaginary TV Room
The hospital bed where Friends character Rachel Green gave birth is proving to be a huge attraction for the ladies of New York. The city's St Vincent's Hospital has been inundated with hundreds of requests for the bed after Rachel, played by Jennifer Aniston, had her long-awaited baby there in a hit episode of the long-running show. A hospital spokesman reveals, "Most said they wanted to have their baby where Rachel had hers. They wanted to book her room." The gullible fans are so desperate to emulate their heroine that they don't realize the crucial scene was really filmed in a Los Angeles sound stage. Says one observer, "These women are not just having problems distinguishing between television and reality, they're having children. That's sort of frightening."
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