Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes
jervo

yes.

stereogum, from cnn.com:

BREAKING NEWS
Citing an "abundance of caution," FBI alerts NYC authorities to be ready for possible terror attacks against landmarks, sources tell CNN. Details soon.

airborne1's translation:

BREAKING DISTRACTION
Citing an "abundance of talk about what Bush knew prior to 9/11," FBI scares the crap out of everyone so the news talk shows will have something else to discuss, sources tell CNN. Details, but nothing really important, coming soon.
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