April 29th, 2003

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In case you have trouble reading this week's Onion Infograph on the New York City Budget Crisis, let me at least present a few choice bits on how Bloomberg will make up for the shortfall:

- Raising the stabbing tax to 6 percent
- Running two F trains per day, cutting line's service in half
- Looking into developing that prime parcel of unused grassland in central Manhattan
- Putting swear jar in Times Square
- Eliminating non-essential services, like street-sweeping and the Mets