August 10th, 2004

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I was all set to do a vacation recap yesterday, but then...

Well, basically, I had a kidney stone. Had no idea what it was at first - it was basically terrible, terrible stomach pains. I'm no stranger to stomach pain, but this was by far the most pain I'd ever experienced. It was so bad that I called my doctor, who told me to go the ER at Lennox Hill and get a CAT scan - he thought it might be appendicitis. My doctor at the ER, however, did a quick check and thought it might be a stone; put me on some meds, and the meds worked, which made her more sure.

The worst part, aside from the pain, was the waiting. I arrived at the ER at 3pm; my CAT scan wasn't until 7; I didn't get the results back until 11. Ugh.

Anyway, I'm feeling a bit better today; just trying to eat something, as I didn't eat all day yesterday.

Vacation was wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
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Today's McSweeneys

FAVORITE GERUND
MOVIE TITLES,
UN-GERUNDED.

BY IAN CAREY
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Rita, Educated

Forrester Found

I Served Sara

Raoul Was Eaten

The Stone Is Romanced

We Have Raised Arizona

The Waves Are Broken

I Drove That Old Bitch Miss Daisy

Helena Is in a Box and We Made This Piece of Shit Movie About It

Harry Deconstructed

Mona Is in the Process of Being Drowned

We Left Las Vegas, After Getting Totally Wasted

Home Stolen

Kill Zoe (Vol. 1)

Henry Was Regarded

Ryan Saved Privately

Isaiah Is or Has Been Lost

John Malkovich Has Been Been

The Cube, Gleamed