Well, Boston fans, you've done it. The Red Sox have beaten the Yankees, in the greatest comeback in the history of the game. And now you've brought on the fucking apocolypse.
Remember what I said about the apocolypse? Why are you beating up on your own, Boston?
Apropos of nothing, one of the partners in my office just went on an anti-Boston rant that culminated in calling Boston "Newark on Cape Cod". (Side note - and this is very, very cool: he also just showed me a photograph of Ted Williams and his ex-wife, as a little girl, holding the bat that Ted Williams hit his 500th home run with - apparently this photo is in the Baseball Hall of Fame.)