Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

When George W. Bush can say, with a straight face, that Iraq's weapons declaration yesterday "was a disappointing day for those who long for peace," I want to throw up. I mean, JEEBUS. He reminds me of a small child who desperately needs to pee.

Happy pre-birthday to furthertofly, the_zoo, and to my uber-homie suzycreamcheese, all of whom get old on the 22nd.

Longest. Afternoon. Ever.

Someday I'm going to figure out how to record Annoying Woman's voice and convert it into .wav and have it periodically popup on my LJ, just so you all can share in the jervo experience. The first thing to go up is that "forced exhale" laugh of hers. I want that sound as my error message sound; and since my computer crashes all the time, I'll finally be able to justify killing myself.

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