Annoying Woman (TM) is in rare form this morning. Apparently last night she went to a bar to meet one of her match.com suitors who then proceeded to talk to a bunch of other women right in front of her. Shortly thereafter she was with some other friends; the male friend then suggested that he could fix her up, that she's attracting the wrong kind of men, blah blah blah. That's not the point. When I say "rare form", folks, I mean that she's used the term "fucking asshole" about 72 times in the last 10 minutes.
Quasi-funny work moment #2: I asked one of my lawyers if he wanted his door open or closed. 5 seconds later, he said "No."