My personal favorite:
19 Peter Vecsey, Sportswriter
The proverbial one bad apple that causes jocks—and a lot of other people—to hate all sportswriters. Pontificates about athlete behavior and front-office management as though discussing grave issues of national nuclear policy, and is capable of complaining, in total seriousness, that three-time NBA champion Shaquille O’Neal "dogs" it on the court, as though Vecsey himself could score in the low post against a blind girl on a tricycle. Kudos to Charles Barkley, who said of Vecsey: "I can always lose weight, but he’ll always be ugly."