Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes
jervo

1. Proof that David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.

2. I actually took a lunch hour today, which I haven't done in years. I went to the bank, bought vitamins, ate lunch and bought a pair of jeans and some other necessaries. I oughtta do that more often. Tomorrow, for instance.

3. As this 8-Minute-Abs program enters its second week, I am proud to report that I actually look and feel better. The gut (or "Buddha", as Kath calls it) is slowly but surely disappearing.

4. Although my boss just dropped a 3-pound bag of Easter candy on my desk. That's a literal 3-pound bag, for those of you who are familiar with David Cross' rant about the improper use of the word "literally". My boss has 4 kids and this bag apparently is just a wee tad of what was left over.

5. My fantasy baseball team's hitters went 0-for-19 yesterday, putting the Corporate Insanity in a 9-0 hole against jongre's Overpaid Crybabies. Nevertheless, I am hereby publicly announcing that I will STILL beat jongre this week, and no amount of improperly-spelled IM taunts will convince me otherwise. Take that, biatch.
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