1) Each year I donate __________ to charity.
2) My favorite flavor of ice cream is __________.
3) Upon entering the Witness Relocation Program, I would change my name to __________.
4) I once saw a girl with __________ in her __________.
5) I put __________ in my burritos to make them easier to digest.
6) __________ was this country's 16th president. S/He ruled the land with an iron __________.
7) Luke ... I am your __________.
8) I never get tired of sleeping on a large pile of __________ surrounded by many beautiful __________.
9) __________ is too old to play hockey. S/He should retire again and go back to owning the __________ Penguins.
10) Oh __________! I just spilled __________ on my __________. Hand me a/n __________ before I __________ you so hard __________ __________ __________ __________ ass.
11) I pee __________ times a day.
12) My bologna has a first name: it's __________.
BONUS
I always knew someday I'd grow up to be a/n __________.