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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

- Jack Handey

From the Deep Thoughts Archive
I'm not going to do any work for the rest of the day, and I blame you.
It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.
- Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy)

God damn, some of these are terrific.
My All-Time Fave
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
- Jack Handey