Quite a number of people have been giving me shit recently for being a Yankee fan, and how if I didn't secretly want a Cubs/Red Sox World Series then I didn't have a soul, and how I'm a bastard for liking the Yankees anyway, etc. etc. Just do me a favor, then, please - ask all the Marlins fans you can round up to root against their team as well, so that we can finally have a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, and thus bring on the Apocalypse.
Which reminds me - the Marlins are up 1-0. It's not my fault if the Cubs can't hold up their end of the bargain.