Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes


jongre IMed this to me. Highest of high comedy.

The Best NBA Quotes of 2003.


Yao Ming, after facing 5-5 Earl Boykins: "Even when I looked down, I couldn't see him."

Detroit coach Larry Brown, asked if he might put rookie Darko Milicic on the injured list: "No. We wouldn't have anybody to pick up shirts and towels."

Antoine Walker, asked why he shoots so many 3s: "Because they don't have 4s."

Jerome James, after coach Nate McMillan called him selfish: "I don't worry about that kind of stuff. I only worry about me."

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