Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes
jervo

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do

God, I love "The Office".

Gareth: You're so immature.
Tim: [Making a phone call] Oh Gareth, If there is one thing that I am not, it is immature.
Gareth: You are an immature little tosser.
[Gareth's mobile phone rings; he answers it.]
Gareth: Gareth Keenan.
Tim: [Childishly into his phone] Cock.
[Gareth slams his mobile down.]

David Brent: If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
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