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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do

God, I love "The Office".

Gareth: You're so immature.
Tim: [Making a phone call] Oh Gareth, If there is one thing that I am not, it is immature.
Gareth: You are an immature little tosser.
[Gareth's mobile phone rings; he answers it.]
Gareth: Gareth Keenan.
Tim: [Childishly into his phone] Cock.
[Gareth slams his mobile down.]

David Brent: If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
Did you see the two extra episodes that were on over here at Christmas? If you haven't, it's best you know absolutely nothing about them before you see them.
“In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.”
“Yeah, that’d happen.”
“Well, if he doesn’t, report him.”
“Yeah, I’ll report him while I’m walking home.”
“Get a taxi, if you’ve got enough stamps.”
“or cash ‘em in at the Post Office.”
“Shouldn’t have to. Shouldn’t have to.”