I had to pee at around 5:15am and decided, fuck it, I'll watch the game. Saw the bottom of the first inning, Yankees already had a 2-0 lead. It was actually pretty nice this morning; violated my no-coffee rule and had a very nice cup while sitting on the new massage chair we got for the wedding, all while watching Victor freakin' Zambrano kick our asses and Moose completely break down in the 6th inning. Jorge Posada went 0-4 with 2 Ks, which bodes AWFULLY well for my fantasy team.
In stranger news, guess who's starring in Peter Jackson's "King Kong" remake? You guessed it, Jack Black. I think I speak for all of us when I say, "WHA?"