Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
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Today's McSweeneys.

IF CHARLES BUKOWSKI HAD WRITTEN CHILDREN'S BOOKS.

BY LITSA DREMOUSIS

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The Whore Who Snored

Why Is Grandpa Heaving?

The Years Will Fly Like Hummingbirds and One Gray Day You’ll Die

Love Turns to Crap Like a Sandwich

The Alley Cat and the Wounded Dog Share Scraps of Bird and Dung

Uncle Hank’s Sack of Empties

Wishbones Come from Chicken, Harlots Come from Hell

The Park Bench Where You Eat Your Lunch Will Be Your Bed Someday

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