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Courtesy of Fark.com, the greatest letter to the editor ever.

Jesus speaks through Republicans.

Edit: Fuck it, I'm going to post the letter here since I'm sure this site will get Farked very shortly:

I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township
This guy clearly wants someone to bitschslap him. I volunteer, because I'm charitable like that.
ha! Gayness as a quality, I love it. Though that's not as amazing as the "sinful way of taking away guns." Right, because Leviticus has a big chapter on God vomiting guns out of his mouth. Wait, no, that was Zardoz starring Sean Connery.
Funny, I think I missed the chapter in the Bible about gun laws.

These people are the scariest. Closeminded, convicted, and literate.
stop mad cowboy disease
what's super sad about that is 9 out of 10 people where i work would agree with that letter.

if you have all of the catholics voting for bush on the single reason that hes against abortion (none of them seem to realize that kerry said he was against it, but just wanted to allow people to make their own moral decisions), thats quite a few votes.

it made me sick when they were running around giving each other high fives last wednesday... "did you hear? we won!"

boo. boo on america.