"Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always run back and give him money, because I think, 'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?'"
--Pamela Anderson in TV Guide
The following quote is not listed in TSG's archive, but needs to be written down anyway, because it's awesome.
"Is it 'cause I go for the laugh?
Because I'm not from the Af.?
Because I target fans you wish you didn't have?
Had I made a mockery of a culture like the Choco-Taco?
Was I to rap what France was to Morocco?
Was I : rap :: France : Morocco?"
-MC Paul Barman, "Old Paul"