Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

I posted some links the other day which turned out to be satirical; we all had a good laugh.

However, today I present two links which aren't satirical at all, both from the same guy - a guy who believes in Creation and thinks evolution is a crock of shit. Why, you ask? Because books were written about dragons, which means that dinosaurs can't be extinct. Keep in mind that this guy is not just one of the many loons out there on the Intarweb - this guy happens to be a nationally syndicated talk show host. Judging from his mustache, he's probably not going to land a TV deal any time soon, but that's another story.

What really gets me about this guy, besides how fucking retarded he is, is his whole "I'm a renegade journalist because I'm not afraid to tell the truth" angle.

1. I believe in Creation. If nothing else, read the first 4 sentences. He's just daring you to confront him.

2. The follow-up, Why I believe in Creation. I mean, holy shit.

I was stunned the other day when I asked evolution-believing listeners to my nationally syndicated radio show to call in and tell me why they believed.

"Just give me one reason why you accept the theory," I said. "Just give me the strongest argument. You don't have to give me mountains of evidence. Just tell me why I should accept it."

Not one evolutionist called in.

Could be because most "evolutionists" have better things to do than listen to a lunatic. But that's a line of logic for another day. Because here's the best part:

The evolutionists insist the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago and became extinct long before man walked the planet.

I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe there is a shred of scientific evidence to suggest it. I am 100 percent certain man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. In fact, I'm not at all sure dinosaurs are even extinct!

Think of all the world's legends about dragons. Look at those images. What were those folks seeing? They were clearly seeing dinosaurs. You can see them etched in cave drawings. You can see them in ancient literature. You can see them described in the Bible. You can see them in virtually every culture in every corner of the world.

Did the human race have a collective common nightmare? Or did these people actually see dragons? I believe they saw dragons – what we now call dinosaurs.

That's pretty flawless reasoning, right? I mean, that's a hell of a lot more convincing than COLD HARD FACTS.

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