1. I assure you, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.
2. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
3. Look, Simon, I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and I'm beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea.
4. Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here.
5. Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!
6. Yeah, I was in the shit.
7. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.
8. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
9. Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie.
10. Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, uh, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.
11. Fuck the machine? Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE!
12. Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!
13. What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?