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Battlesong



Interplanetary adversaries battling for supremacy
Sounds like a good way to build up my infamy
Soon as Automator sent for me
We headed over to receive our registration forms from the galactic embassy
(Yes may I help you?)
Remember me? To escape a global panic we had to intercede
(Oh you're here for the battle forms...)
Yeah can we get them for free?
(I'm afraid not you'll have to pay the entry fee)
It was worth a try when we first arrived on Mercury
Gravity adjustment was a must; then step up Contestant
Number 12, I was 13 he started bursting ammunition that wasn't working
His rudimentary technical abilities couldn't kill me
Knocked me for a loop but I could still breathe
He had the crowd going by appearance
Here comes the anticipated interference from his squad of guards
I bust back with an onslaught of hydrothermal cloud that burned their third eye
Though outnumbered, I come with heat & trigger a massive explosion to the beat
They hit me with compressed air, left my chest bare
My sonic stun gun takes em out by the next snare

We won the bout just as the oxygen tanks were running out
so we're back to the ship
Pull a map from a blip
Manipulate the cursor
Recharge our essentials; set the coordinates then flow
Through a trillion miles of space with style embrace
Next stop Pluto to rock these new flows
Atmosphere: methane; be strategic like a chess game
Leaves this MC with chest pains
I had to battle a shadow in his black life form
He dazzled me added 3 points to his score
Engulfed my microphone with darkness adding 3 more
The panel started to roar
I had to find the core of his power
He stretched his text causing me to black out
It took my DAT out
I couldn't back out
It took out the sound man, I'm taking a pounding
I bust out an acapella that's astounding
Project a uni-beam through his spleen
Pulled out my x-ray cannons to disintegrate the phantom
His not-finite cell structure ruptured
His form will get bust up into clusters
Shadowy masses spread to the greater darkness of outer space
Now I'm placed 1st among artists

Serve due; more space travel
Computer -
(Yes Deltron)
What have you?
Next destination
(The colony of Sicilia, an earth colony)
This is appealing
Hyperspace with mic in place we was off
breathing frost in a void thinking what if we had lost?
Ha! Entertain an ignorant thought
Land Ho, Sicilia - we entered the port
Fill out a few forms then we meet our challenger named Qusar
(No matter who you are I'll handle ya)
He's a real charmer
I threw on my pla-steel armor
He wants to absorb the talents that I worked so hard for
A biter, hard core
I busted a few shots and opened him like a car door
He was a quadruped, four arms
He hit me with four foot arms made of bronze
I said Automator play the song
(You got it)
It was the theme
Made a slight alteration in my scheme
Set him up with a condition beam with his double team
Leaned toward his dome piece and reamed the back of his neck
With a cranial disruption siphon
Squeezed out his brain like juice like a python