Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes
jervo

More from Overheard in NY

There are some KILLER ones up today.

Hobo: Yo, yo, you think you got problems? I'm homeless! I ain't got no money, I ain't got no food, I'm hungry! I ain't got nothin. You think you got problems? Yo, what's your problem?
Guy: I'm in law school, I have finals.
Hobo: Sorry, that's rough.

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Girl #1: Poor Anthony needs to get laid.
Girl #2: I'd lay him if he promised not to be emo about it.

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Street vendor: I don't have kids, I would never have kids. Well, unless Jesus Christ himself comes down to earth and says, "Kev, it's me, Jesus. I think you should have kids." Then I would consider it.

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Businesslady: So I says to her, "Girl, you've gotta pray. You gotta get Jesus in your fucking life."

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JHS Kid: Man, your mother's so ugly, she's only been married once.

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Girl: So I'm like, "How are you gonna call me a bitch in front of my grandma? What the fuck is that, Mom?"

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Woman on cell: If I had $35 million, Mother, then I would buy a car and drive home!

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Crazy man: I already told you I don't have no chicken. Besides, I gave you that tree last week.
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