Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes
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joke

I'm cleaning out my office as we prepare to move; found a whole bunch of stuff that I'd forgotten about, including a roll of pictures from September 12, 2001, featuring huge billows of smoke from where the WTC used to be (yikes!)... but also found an e-mail which contained one of my favorite jokes of all time, which I'm going to post now just so that I don't forget it (again)...

Customer: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Well, there's not much to it, really. We just flat-out tell them that they're going to die.
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