I haven't been to McSweeney's in ages. This cracked my shit up.
I Can Never
Recall the Name
of Brooklyn's
New Hip Band.
BY DAN KENNEDY
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I'm Clapping as Fast as I Can
Clap Your Hands Together Like This
All Clap Hands, That's Right!
Yes, I'm Clapping, OK?
Clap, Clap, Clap for the Band
