Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

Would puppies get called up in the Rapture?

Patton got a puppy!

"...But I’m worried that my new French bulldog puppy, Grumpus, might get called up, since he’s a walking cuddle party made of cupcakes with happy frosting on it and also angels singing and he’s a widdle pootie dootie wiggle-worm...

Shit, sorry. I’m trying to write normally, but every time I bring up Grumpus I go into cutesy puppy mode and I just want to wrap him in a marshmallow blanket and go “eek-a beek-a boo” on his widdle gumdrop nosie…


Yeah, Puppy Grumpus turns exactly twelve weeks old today, and he’s amazing. It’s like I’ve had a baby, except I can teach it to pee and poop in the yard. And I can watch Takashi Mike movies with it sitting in my lap and not feel guilty. Also, when puppies grow into adult dogs, they don’t shoot up high schools, vote Republican, or make movies like WAITING. In fact, the only bad thing adult dogs do, occasionally, is attack and eat a baby. Which, when you think about it, is kind of poetic and beautiful..."
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