Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

Yet another meme, ganked from various sources. I post this only because mine appears to be pretty disturbing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jervo!

  1. Jervo has a bifurcated penis.

  2. The only Englishman to become jervo was Nicholas Breakspear, who was jervo from 1154 to 1159.

  3. Jervo does not have toes.

  4. Jervo, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!

  5. The jervo-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand jervo-fights take place there every day.

  6. The air around jervo is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.

  7. The condom - originally made from jervo - was invented in the early 1500s.

  8. You should always store jervo in an airtight container in the fridge.

  9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with jervo and water.

  10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of jervo!

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