Weekend update to come, but I gotta post this link above all else. A transcript (with links to videos) of Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. You thought Jon Stewart taking apart that bow-tie-wearing dickweed on Crossfire was brutal? You thought Edward R. Murrow talked tough? Colbert takes the goddamned cake. Of course, nobody's reporting about it - I guess you can't piss off the president AND the media and expect anyone to find out. Enough of my yakkin - let's boogie!