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I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not.

lol--classic stuff.
While it's undenaiably a blatant ripoff of the Onion AV Club dollar food reviews, it's still hilarious. My new pet name for someone will be "Freshly Douched Pork Chop."
"with an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist"

THAT IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE STEVE DON'T EAT IT QUOTE.

That dude is hysterical! I love it! I have been reading The Sneeze for about a year - and I still can't get enough. Love him.

xo,
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If you can believe it, potted meat has been on my 'must avoid' list for many years. Steering clear of it isn't all that hard seeing as you really have to dig to find it at the A&P.

I too, enjoy "bad candy." It reminds me another website called something like "Unfortunate Foods", which was a bunch of CRAZY disgusting recipe cards from the 1960s/ 70s that this dude found in a relative's attic. The ingredient combinations were not to be believed; they really seemed like dishes from ancient times that no modern being with access to...well ANYTHING ELSE TO EAT could possibly enjoy.

I haven't been able to find the URL--anyone know if it's still active?
Wow....
WOW. Thank you Jervo, for bringing this website back into my life. It will add hours of laughter to my day while eliminating hours of productivity.

Muy Mexicano! Olé!