Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

Holy Shit. Those of you in the NYC area who watch NY1 in the morning will appreciate what I am about to say: George Whipple, the crazy-eyebrowed man who gives away free crap every morning at 7:20, has an office on this floor, right across the hall. On the annoying minor celebrity scale, I'd rank him a 9 (10 being the most annoying), but even so, it's still pretty frikkin' cool. Wierd, too; I always wondered what he did for a living. Turns out he works in the legal department for Credit Suisse First Boston.


Oh, and I got this from McSweeney's:



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"For more than a thousand generations the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Before the dark times. Before the Empire. Before she decided she needed to 'find' herself. Before I wasn't good enough. Bitch."

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And don't I know what that's like."

"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the gala� Oh, it's all horseshit. God."

"If you strike me down, I shall become more grateful than you can possibly imagine."

"Remember, the Force will be with you, always. Except when you really need it, when a little encouragement would do you some good, just a little 'Atta boy,' just a little gratitude. But no. Fine."

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