Holy shit, we ARE getting out of here early today! So, let me leave you with this McSweeney's gem:
Character From a
Thomas Pynchon Novel
or Someone Who
Recently Sent Me
Spam?
BY MATT BARNHART
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1. Grandmother M. Mather
2. Esteban Stout
3. Ronald Cherrycoke
4. Underachieves H. Khwarizmi
5. Patience Eggslap
6. Richard M. Zhlubb
7. Myrtle Tapia
8. Mnemosyne Gloobe
9. Igor Blobadjian
10. Lloyd Nipple
Pynchon characters: 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10
Spammers: 1, 2, 4, 7