1. The NHL is watching you masturbate.
2. Iconic Photographs of the 20th Century, Recreated by Senior Citizens. (Click the arrows near the bottom of the page.) via yourdailyawesome.
3. The Homemade Cruise Ship, also via yourdailyawesome.
4. Your enjoyment of this interview with Erik Wolpaw may be dependent on whether or not you played Portal, or ever read OMM, or have any sense of humor at all.
5. Finally: 10 seconds of extreme baby squirrel cuteness.