Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
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The current LJ craze

(sigh... I spent waaay too long working on this, and now I hate it.)

1.) Are you male or female?
"... and here I am,
the only living boy in New York." - Simon & Garfunkel

2.) Describe your neighborhood:
"I live in a town where you can't smell a thing
You watch your feet for cracks in the pavement" - Radiohead

3.) How do you look?
"Totally naked, baby
Totally nude
'Cause if I want to
Who's gonna stop me?
I'm absolutely free
Living in the trees
The birdies and the bees
'Cause I'm a nature boy" - Talking Heads

4.) If you could say something to the person you like, what would it be?
"And I suddenly see you - Ooh,
Did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life?
Got to get you into my life."
- OR -
"Why don't we do it in the road?"- The Beatles

5.) Where do you wish you were right now?
"Please don't wake me,
No, don't shake me,
Leave me where I am; I'm only sleeping" - The Beatles

6.) What would you say to your best friend?:
"You're my best friend." - Queen

7.) Any words of wisdom:
"Let it be." - The Beatles

8.) What do you wish you were doing right now?:
"...lying there and staring at the ceiling,
waiting for a sleepy feeling." - The Beatles

9.) What do you think of drugs and alcohol?
"Everybody must get stoned." - Bob Dylan

10.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?
"I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home." - Death Cab For Cutie

11) What do you usually do on Friday nights?:
"everything is exactly right
when i walk around here drunk every night
with an open container from 7-11
in st. ides heaven
i've been out haunting the neighborhood
and everybody can see i'm no good
when i'm walking out between parked cars
with my head full of stars
high on amphetamines" - Elliot Smith

12.) Are you for world peace?:
"There's noone left alive
Must be a draw...
So the black-capped barons flip a coin to settle the score..." - Genesis

13.) What do you think about school?:
"I used to get mad at my school,
The teachers who taught me weren't cool." - The Beatles

14.) How do you feel right now?
"I'm so tired." - The Beatles

15.) Any closing words?:
"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna donate half my money to the city
So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me..." - Camper Van Beethoven

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