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I've been pretty good at not making any Patriots-related comments, but my brother just cracked my shit up:

Jono: i didnt say a thing to the 2 pats fans in my office
Jono: until today
Jono: ....
jervo:  what'd you say?
Jono: they were talking about what they are giving up for lent
Jono: and i shouted from my office
Jono: "dreams of an undefeated season!"
Well played, sir. That said, if my brother's little joke struck you as being unnecessarily harsh, then let me be the first to call you a WHAAAAAAAMBULANCE to get the sand out of your vagina.
You could have just told me to shut the fuck up, Donny. I regretted writing it as soon as I hit "Post".