BUT.
I do feel compelled to pass along this video and MP3 that some dude made which is 90% comprised of sound clips from Disney's "Alice in Wonderland", if only because I suddenly realize that Alice was the first fictional character I ever had a crush on. (I do recall being infatuated with Becky Thatcher from Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, but that's not the same thing. Or it's a different post altogether.)
In any event. Enjoy.