Señor Grumblecakes (jervo) wrote,
Señor Grumblecakes

Juicyfruit gum tastes pretty good for about 2 minutes, and then it tastes like friggin' ass. As a former nicotine addict, I take my gum chewing very seriously, and Juicyfruit is a goddamned travesty.

Tonight's schedule:

1. Right after work, I'm zooming down to Union Square to pick up the new Oysterhead record.

2. Then I'm meeting up w/ the woman and then heading over to Reality Sandwich.

3. From Reality, I head on over to the Plant Bar in the deep East Village for a dual birthday party (one of the birthday boys happens to be Kenny, my long-lost roommate).

4. Finally, I head back on over to this crazy Karaoke bar, where a whole slew of ex-employees from my old company will be gathered in an alcohol-induced frenzy. These people take karaoke to a new level of insanity; it doesn't matter who has the microphone, because everybody sings every song at maximum volume, sometimes while standing on barstools.

If I can keep items 2-4 under $40, I oughtta win something nice.

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